Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Road Trip!

Last Friday, Saturday, and Sunday we made good on our south-of-the-border intentions and road tripped it to Mexico. Along the way we stopped at White Sands, Carlsbad Caverns, and Roswell. The following photos are highlights of our journey that was very much motivated by end-of-summer fatigue.

It's like surfing, except on sand and with a dish instead of a board...

The original Atlas satellite!

Corn Derek truly is an angel...


Rachel wouldn't stop tickling me. A pox on her!

Behold, the bare Satchel midriff!

Eatin' peaches.

We camped out in the back lawn of the LDS chapel in Alamogordo. It rained all night and the sprinklers added to the mayhem... But the price couldn't be beat!


Saints with a saint in front of the main cathedral in Juarez!

With his Crocodile Dundee hat and Camelbak, Tyler was by far the uber-tourist.

Joseph wrapped in a brightly colored blanket blending in among the natives.

Only $3 for these direct Italian imports!

Steve looking rather bewildered at what the Me-hee-canos are eating.

Only $1 for four sweet, sweet tacos de higado (liver)! They were tasty, and Fanta in a glass bottle can't be beat!

Our bread got smashed so our sandwiches were fantastically ghetto.

Who needs Subway when you've got a cooler full of foodstuffs in the back of Rachel's truck?

Our posse in front of the mouth of Carlsbad.


I'm goin' deeper underground...

Corn Derek with a very large melted ice cream cone-lookin' something something.

A bat tried to bite Joseph so he bit it back in an Alice Cooper-esque fashion.

This is the most luvin' Corn Derek got this summer--from a stalagmite!

Restrooms 755 feet underground!

Corn Derek playing third wheel to the Walkers and a cave formation.


These formations are called Lion Tails, but they also function as maces.

Who could resist a bite to eat in a cave?


I don't want to detail what went on here.

We got here just 15 min. too late to see the actual museum, but we still got some out-of-this world photos!


Even the vending machines are extraterrestrial-related in Roswell!

No, it's not a Provo establishment promoting modesty, it's the Cover-Up Cafe. Only in Roswell.

If it's made in China and can be imprinted with an alien logo, you can buy it here.

A classic Joseph handstand in front of one of the alien street lights.


Oh yeah! Rubbernecking at its finest! The accident that slowed us down on the way home on I-40.


Aid For Ugly!

Thanks to everyone who voted in the Ugliest Paintball Gun contest for Dave's gun! He won by only a margin of 5 votes--so your vote mattered. He's very much indebted to us now, so feel free to come and play with us at will. That is, if you really want to face Excalibur herself, Dave's new Smart Parts gun...

Monday, August 21, 2006

This Is How I Roll

Deep, homie. Muy deep... Here's to another year of Mexican wagoneering adventures!

Manager For a Day

I was temporarily made the officer manager and soon enough I was ruling Albuquerque with an iron fist on top of a throne of cardboard...

Family Dollar Fashions

Only $15 for this sweet little number! When I buy a motorcycle I'm picking up one of these for sure...

Fum Fum Fum

I don't know why Fum with a fan is funny. Maybe because it rhymes. Ask Dave Pilkington or Steve Hatch.

A Corn Birthday

No, Corn Derek wasn't kidnapped by the Zapatistas. It was his birthday, and Maloni gave him $8 worth of Mexican paraphenalia. We hung a piñata from our ceiling fan with dental floss for him to hit. It quickly broke and we resorted to tossing it to him underhand softball-style while he was still blindfolded...

The Day of Rest

So I fell asleep in church. So sue me.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Summer Sunday Scrabble

Because of the official online Scrabble dictionary Joseph and I have had some pretty intense games this summer. Mibs? Vig? Also, I now officially disapprove of trundles. By the way, a xu is a unit of Vietnamese currency. Xu know it!

Friday, August 18, 2006

The Albuquerquarium

Yesterday we hit up the painfully inland Albuquerque Aquarium and Botanic Gardens. Although the actual aquarium was a little small, the next nearest place one can see a working shrimp boat or live school of manta rays is Corpus Christi, Texas--so it's pretty neat. Enjoy my photojournalistic efforts of our li'l buddies under the briney deep.

What's an aquarium without a shark?

This delightful little fella is a sea turtle--a real crowd pleaser!

This psychedelic jellyfish pulsated rainbow colors. I gots to get me a few of these for the rave scene...

The manta rays were probably my favorite. Friendly folks, them rays. Always waving hello but keeping their poisonous stingers on the ready...

Corn Derek The Tahitian Warrior in his natural habitat and me.

This pufferfish was the largest I'd ever seen. Corn Derek wanted to eat it.

Me being attacked by a moray eel in the gift shop. These predators use their plush and cuddly facade to draw unsuspecting prey to them, mostly small children.

This is a vineyard in the botanic gardens. We took a horse-drawn wagon ride near here. The horses' names were Dan and Dick.


Guess Who's Back... Back Again...

And the verdict is... I'M STAYING AT THE BRITTANY! And there was much rejoicing. This is what tipped the scales for me: I'm lazy. This is my senior year, and I don't want to spend another year in another ward only to leave when I've already attained legend status in the 51st. Now is the time to truly capitalize on the fruits of my labors in this hour of waning undergraduate education! Besides, I couldn't leave my main homeboy Swag hanging. Although The Brotherhood has been disbanded by 50%, our goals and aims must press forward! Heaven help all who dwell within its cinder block walls if I regret my decision!!!

Monday, August 14, 2006

The Hitchin' Post



My sister Amy's done and contracted matrimony. It went down at the Bountiful Temple for time and all eternity on August 4th. Props to my little sis and my brother-in-law numero dos, Kolby. The Pan Wyoming-Utah Alliance is now solidified with this union! I'm still waiting on someone in the family to send pictures of me showing off my mad bartending skills in the tiki hut during the luau-themed reception....

Should I Stay Or Should I Go Now

I hate moral dilemmas... No matter what I choose, I just want everyone to know, especially Brittany, that I cherish her apartment complex and the BYU 51st Ward. Why not leave a comment to influence my decision making... if you can!

Friday, August 04, 2006

If Someone Splats Today, I Want Them To Be French


Well, Li'l Renny has linked me on her blog, so I am returning the favor. Despite my unwaivering antagonism for the French, I shall acknowledge this blog because she is, in fact, not actually french. Check out her zany BYU 51st Ward antics and Arizonian musings out at:

http://rennythefrenchie.blogspot.com/

Freedom vanilla ice cream anyone?

Thursday, August 03, 2006

This Is The Ska

In honor of Pioneer Day, a shout out to my favorite band, THE AQUABATS! and their plains-crossing-like musical sodbusting. Don't forget to visit their website with an utmost degree of regularity--it's the labamba.

http://www.theaquabats.com

AP American Mullet

Here it is, Mr. Glover's retirement mullet. Props to my bro for sending me this picture of the beauty in all of its aging and greying glory. Long may she wave!

Mein Fraucht Facial Herr!

Behold, the SquirtsBeard in all its glory before it was disdainfully shorn into a goatee! Now here we have definitive photographic evidence that Sterling is, in fact, a yeti of the highest claymation order...

The League of Trailer Park Warriors

Our official militaristic society dedicated to the trench sales in the dusty trailer home courts of Albuquerque... I have attained the rank of The Doublewide Commander. Joseph has been promoted to Broken Appliance Admiral, and we are still looking for someone to fill the Cinder Block Corporal slot...

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

In The Pantheon of Rock Deities...

You'll find these guys. Teach us how to rock, oh Great Ones!