Today for Steve's birthday we busted out the 9-foot behemoth known as PARTY ISLAND and used it in all its Wal-Mart glory to navigate the treacherous waters of the Rio Grande in a manner in which the instructions printed on the side specifically state to NOT engage in... It was a blast, and the chocolatey waters in the end turned us all a little less cacausian...
Cobra Starship... One of the greatest movie soundstrack title song conglomeration bands of all time... In fact, it's one of the only movie soundstrack title song conglomeration bands of all time... At any rate, the fact that Maja Ivarsson is connected to this movie only heightens my frenzy over them motherly snakes on that maternal plane... This is the first song in a long time to incorporate the words "venom," "serpentine," and "slithering" in one poetic act...
Joseph officially went blonde for exactly five days. His dandelion-esque dome radiated a presence that few Muhlesteins have ever projected from their scalp before...
Still the greatest show on TV... Throughout my childhood and into adulthood you've taught me that being a mercenary is a legitimate career path!
