Monday, May 31, 2010

Memorial

Both of my grandfathers served in the US Army. They are my closest links to service in the military. I never really got to know either one of them. One was gone before I was born and the other passed before I was mature enough to care.

Neither ever saw combat. These were men who served as vital cogs in our well-oiled American fighting machine behind the scenes.

One was a cook.

The other was a jack-of-all-trades, performing services at various times as a jeep mechanic, jet fighter radar repairman, barber, and even a bartender. (He had specifically been commissioned a bartender by an officer who knew he was an active LDS serviceman who wouldn't drink any of the bar's inventory.)

The latter served on Enewetak Atoll.

You've likely never heard of this place, but it actually saw the world's first hydrogen bomb blast.

Grandpa was quite sick during his last years on earth. He didn't say or do much. Some in the family speculated it was due to those nuclear tests he'd been privy to--but nothing was ever proven.

The full measure of a veteran's sacrifice often is not meted out until many years after their actual service.

This is the lesson I learned from a grandfather who never spoke to me once about his time in the army.

Sometimes You Only Can Give Someone Something in Death They Never Had in Life

Gary Coleman has joined a litany of child stars on the other side of the veil.

While this could potentially spawn a bevvy of hilarious posts...for once, I'm gonna let the guy rest in peace. Perhaps in death we can restore his humanity as opposed to viewing it as the final chapter of a cautionary tale of Hollywood fame and fortune.

The good television gaveth, and the good television took away.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Guest Celebrity Mentors I'd Like to See on the Next Season of American Idol

-Neil Diamond

-The reanimated corpse of Freddy Mercury

-Prince

-The ghost of Michael Jackson

-Miranda Cosgrove*


*I'm a big iCarly fan--so sue me

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Border Explorer

The country currently debates two pressing matters regarding immigration:

1. Should Arizona enforce federal immigration code through its own state law?

2. Is Dora the Explorer, in fact, an illegal alien?

The answer to both? ¡Sí!

Motorhead Is Not Just A Name For A Band...

Alright, I'll admit it.

I'm a car nerd.

I don't know if it's my current line of work or the inevitability of becoming more like my father as I age, but I am officially geeked out by all things automotive.

I subscribe to Motor Trend, Car and Driver, and Automobile magazine and frequently can be found surfing all the major manufacturer's websites for their latest news.

I guess what I'm trying to say is...

Blog posts in the future likely will whiff of gas and oil.

Yo, Tevya! If *I* Were A Rich Man...

I'd pay an Asian guy to sing Neil Diamond karaoke...poorly.