Sunday, March 13, 2005

When Chimps Attack/Bedtime For Bozo

Nate told me this story on Friday and I found the story on the internet later that day.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1355839/posts

I nearly died laughing. Somebody should turn this into a made-for-TV movie. I guess we can learn several lessons... Number one, never, EVER, buy a chimp as a pet for your kids. Number two, never attempt to celebrate a chimpanzee's birthday, as he will become as irate as a Jehovah's Witness. Lastly, always make sure all the cages next to the chimp you're visiting are solidly closed shut--especially if it's a sanctuary for "problem animals." Needless to say, chimps scare the heck out of me now...

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