This SNL digital short never ceases to amuse me. I have most of it memorized. If SNL could write stuff like this every week, I'd zealously watch it again.LAZY SUNDAY
Samberg: Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon. Call Parnell just to see how he's doin'.
Parnell: Hello?
Samberg: What up Parns!
Parnell: Yo Samberg, whats crackin'?
Samberg: You thinking what I'm thinking?
BOTH: Narnia!
Samberg: Then it's happenin'!
Parnell: But first my hunger pangs are stickin' like duct tape!
Samberg: Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
Parnell: No doubt that bakery's got all the bomb frostings.
Samberg: I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling!
Parnell: Two!
Samberg: No six!
Parnell: No twleve!
BOTH: BAKER'S DOZEN!
Samberg: I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes, cousin!
Parnell: Yo where's the movie playin'?
Samberg: Upper West Side, dude!
Parnell: Well, let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
Samberg: I prefer Mapquest.
Parnell: That's a good one too.
Samberg: Google Maps is the best.
Parnell: True that.
BOTH: DOUBLE TRUE!
Samberg: 68th and Broadway.
Parnell: Step on it sucker!
Samberg: What you wanna do Chris?
Parnell: SNACK ATTACK MUTHA-----!
Parnell: It's the Chronic-
Samberg: What?
Parnell: -cles of Narnia.
Samberg: Yes, the Chronic-
Parnell: What?
Samberg: -cles of Narnia.
Parnell: We love that Chronic-
Samberg: What?
Parnell: -cles of Narnia.
Samberg: Pass that Chronic-
Parnell: What?
Samberg: -cles of Narnia.
Samberg: Yo stop at the deli, the theater's overpriced.
Parnell: You got the backpack?
Samberg: Gonna pack it up nice.
Parnell: Don't want security to get suspicious.
Samberg: Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals CRAZY DELICIOUS!
Parnell: Yo reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
Samberg: Girl acted like she never seen a ten before.
Parnell: It's all about the Hamiltons baby!
Samberg: Throw the snacks in a bag,
Parnell: and I'm ghost like Swayze.
Parnell: Roll up to the theater,
Samberg: ticket buyin's what we're handlin'.
Parnell: You can call us Aaron Burr,
Samberg: from the way we're dropping Hamiltons!
Parnell: Now parked in our seats, movie trivia's the illest!
Samberg: What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
Parnell: We answer so fast that we're scary!
Samberg: Everyone stared in awe when we screamed
BOTH: MATTHEW PERRY!
Samberg: Now quiet in the theatre or it's gonna get tragic.
Parnell: We're 'bout to get taken to a dream world of magic!
Parnell: Hit the Chronic-
Samberg: What?
Parnell: -cles of Narnia.
Samberg: Yes, the Chronic-
Parnell: What?
Samberg: -cles of Narnia.
Parnell: We love that Chronic-
Samberg: What?
Parnell: -cles of Narnia.
Samberg: Pass that Chronic-
Parnell: What?
Samberg: -cles of Narnia.
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