Fruity Cheerios.
While its color and same diminutive cheerio shape are alluring, beware.
Its flavor smacks of weak Froot Loops and its texture is akin to styrofoam.
Do not purchase this boxed cereal unless you are a breakfast masochist.

"We were strangers, and we were pilgrims; role models of the family man. Pioneers and patriarchs, patriots and matriarchs staking out the promised land." --The Aquabats, "Super Rad"
3 comments:
Thanks for the warning Bukran. What will they think of next?
Cheerios is such a classic. Why do they keep trying so many different varieties anyway?
There has to be a lot of money to be made just off of the curiosity of uninformed buyers. Why else would drinks like "Mountain Dew Code Red" and "Who's Your Daddy?" energy drinks even exist?
I used to fall for that type stuff as a kid. I distinctly remember buying an edible gummy foot at Top Hat Video when I was 10. That was nasty even by a child's standards.
Hold the phone. I really like Fruity Cheerios.
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