No, Corn Derek wasn't kidnapped by the Zapatistas. It was his birthday, and Maloni gave him $8 worth of Mexican paraphenalia. We hung a piñata from our ceiling fan with dental floss for him to hit. It quickly broke and we resorted to tossing it to him underhand softball-style while he was still blindfolded...
"We were strangers, and we were pilgrims; role models of the family man. Pioneers and patriarchs, patriots and matriarchs staking out the promised land." --The Aquabats, "Super Rad"
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