Who built the great pyramids at Giza? Aliens.
Who is responsible for the mysterious disappearances over the Bermuda Triangle? Aliens.
Who gave the Nazis advanced rocket and jet propulsion technology? Aliens.
Who shot JFK? Aliens*.
Yes, extraterrestrials have played a role in virtually every major historical event on planet earth.
Don't you ever watch the History Channel?
*Also acceptable: Nazis
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2 weeks ago
2 comments:
Are they the ones responsible for Obama winning the Nobe Peace Prize? Or was it the Nazis? Or... both.
They should maybe change their name from "the History Channel".
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